-- Tuco, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
First off, scramble through a noxious world, all just to find a caveful of crystals. Then for a sequel, dive into some photographs of the good, the bad and the beautiful animals inhabiting the sea. Then round it off by trawling through these videos from the deep trenches and sea a few creatures more.
In other tales, how to float a lemur (this is not a Python sketch), those utterly promiscuous New England birds, fur seals going after king-size snacks (and some fur seal audio clips, if you fancy a bit of cold desert afterwards).
This one is not really about living, burping things but there is a fruit involved so that's my excuse: read the original hand-written first version of a famously apple-cryphal tale. Finally, if you've always believed that evolution is just another silly game, here is an article showing that games can evolve too.
There are two kinds of people in this world, my friends, so play fair and may the funniest genes win.